Aaron Luther
Animal Stories
The residents in Seattle were shocked and appalled at news recnelty that a crazed Puma cougar was sen in city urban security cameras and in urban alleys and parts of Seattle one would normally never see these big cats. A crazed psychotic cougar was seen in Seattle.s Discovery Park which is a big sprawl park where local Mountain Lions have come down and hung out often in the past and the people in and around this park were shocked and appalled as surveillance video appears to have shown another rouge Cougar coming for whatever and deciding whatever to chill.
The folks in Seattle are in a start of panic as more and more Puma sightings have occurred and people are seeing their pets disappear and some parents are concerned for their kids while others ahhhh not so much. Many residents are triple locking their doors and guns sale sin this libturd city is though the roof as the people of Seattle are in edge given the number of cougar sightings and that these cat-like beasts are busting loose and coming down for whatever. The crazy cougar seen in the recent trial camera in the Discovery Park is identified as troublesome Cougar tagged and named RLZ897568 and this Lion has been nothing but trouble and some have suggested darting this cat-like creature and having someone drive the 500 miles North and dropping off this beast in the middle of Yukon and let the Yukonites deal with this shitty cat.
RLZ897568 is crazier than a Owl with one eye and this cougar is looking for both four legged and two legged things to devour as it is unable to go after deer and other antelope species that ahh the Cougar is known for and how and why this cougar has decided to make Seattle home and reside itself in the large park of Seattle is not exactly known and is being speculated now. The warnings that is this cougar is able to build a niche in the city more cars will come to the city and this scares the daylights out of Seattlities who now worry they must share their city with this wild animal that many assumed would never travel down of their crown jewel emerald city.
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