Dwight Dwyer
In the Mountain valley and lands of stans of Nepal there is this coffee house that supposedly cures baldness with one coffee drink and for international world re known traveler Halrd Baldr this was naturally a must visit and search. Harld Baldr is bald as a Himalayan bat and decided he must go to this coffee mountain top valley house and find out for himself whether these rumors are true r nit. Harld Baldr however got some bad directions and it later was found out that fellow YouTube personalty and traveler had given him purposely wrong directions wishing to eliminate Mr Baldr and wishing for him to disappear whcih Harld did in his visit to Nepal for some two weeks.
Many people including the followers of Halrd on this blog had assumed that once again Harld Bald was way over his bald hear with this dangerous and risky visit as traveling in the Himalayan has killed many a peeps in the past and Baldr looks like a clown who would get steamrolled by Yaks in a travel accident. Harkd Baldr got lost and went several mountain passes all at the time putting himself and his chrome dome at risk and Mr Bakdr's dream of finding thie hair curing fountain of misinformation and the Gorilla Monsoon cafe in tribute to former WWF wrestling announcer that supposedly has a the cure coffee drink from Mars and Nepal.
Harld luckily found a talking yak that he ahhh yakked up with it and the cow-like beast guided him back down to human civilization thus saving Mr Baldr from yet again another travel death that this man so often risks himself to entertain the legon of travel YouTube fans he has out in the internet. Harld Baldr has alot to thank this Yak for guiding him back to safety as there are plenty of dangerous Tigers. Lions, and Bears, and Queers up in the Himalaya mountains and Halrd was so elated he wanted to nominate Yak 3499TMIFO as Yak of the year in Wildebeast magazine. Harld Baldr now sees why Yaks are such a luxury valuable commodity in Nepal and Tibet as Harld Naldr says they make better pets than dogs or cats and he is looking to see if there are any miniature Yaks he can purchase and take home.
Harld Bark didn't find the famed bald hair male pattern curing coffee house but he did find the owner of this Yak and tried to barter with the woman for the release of this amazing animal that likely saved Mr Baldr's life and his gratitude to it no money value but was politely declined from the Himalayans woman owner of yak 3499TMIFO 
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