Dr Memhat Oz visits Landover, Kansas and the Land of Oz after terrifying tornado and tells the fools to uproot

    Jason Fool

    Massive tornadoes hit the land of oz and Dorthy and Toto and so forth this past week and only now are videos being released of the massive natural disaster that bestowed the Kansas city of Landover  where a school was hit and a neighborhood after neighborhood totaled in this twister. The tornado has ripped apart these foolish  peoples lives much like a abortion doctor twists and guts babies developing in a womb and Pennsylvania senate candidate DR Memat Oz decided to take time off form his time consuming important senate race to basiclaly visit Landover, Kansas  and see and console the victims of this

devastation as  this fool Oz has bigger political ambitions after the US senate and will eventually we believe seek the presidency so state side visits to fly by country tornado asshole areas is something Dr Oz will have to get use to and follow the Yellow brick road. Dr Wilmont Oz stopped at Andover, Kansas foolishly  thinking it was Landover,  Maryland and he didn't know what state or land he was and he didn't  get excited until it was informed that he was indeed in the load of Oz and the famous area of the wizard of Oz. 

 Dr Oz said these videos seen all over the internet and YouTube are cool and he wished he could of rolled the dice and risk it all just for the perfect selfie that he could of used a s a perfect campaign poster and he cursed the state of Pennsylvanian for not being part of the land of Oz and tornado alley as the state hardly ever has tornado. Dr OZ met with the local yoke fools  and nearby Okies and he told them the health risks of a tornado and advised them to move to Pennsylvania and vote for him .  Dr Oz in fact repeated that all these fools need to get their ass out of kansas and of this particular town which thirty years ago was hto with a more devastating tornado that killed hundreds instead of the dozens this latest storm from two weeks ago.

The tornado will continue in Kansas , Nebraska and Oklahoma long been a source of stress for the local soybean and dairy farmers who tend to their sheep always on  the look out for wolves, bears, ad tornadoes and DR Oz pleaded for these foolish  farmers to get moving and get Oklahoma sooning their way out of this dust bowl region. Dr Memhat told the unfine folks of the land of Oz that they can;t keep looking for politicians to bail their ass out every time a storm approaches and tiips over their cows and upends their trailer  park mobile homes and they need to drive their mobile homes to California as generatiosn in the past and help turn the state Red again. Oz warned the folks that if these fools  remained in Andover, Kansas another twister would fall upon them because the data says and the date DR Oz predicted for a new tornado within two or three years and thagt these fools need to uproot like a tree and drone their way out of there.