The Wonton Don of Barstool sports goes to a soccer match in Baghdad and calls for international meets to return to Iraq

   Trevor Travis

   The Wonton Don is some Youtuber form Barstool sports who sports a seventies era porn mustache and recently did a video of a crowd in a soccer stadium watching a large screen of their beloved Iraqi national team play against Egypt. The Wonton Don says international matches should come back to Iraq and that it is a safe city and sporting event should return to Baghdad. The Wonton Don said the crowd treated the only white American in the stadium with complete respect and the all male gathering watching the soccer match was relatively peaceful nothing like the scumbag hooligans he sees at English games nor the scumbags always getting into fights making viral videos at Dodger games in major League baseball and the Wonton one appreciated the peaceful nature of a sporting event in this Muslim country that America along ago invaded and destroyed.


The Wonton Don enjoyed the atmosphere and got to speak to alot of locals and he couldn't understand why the international committee of futbul or whatever deemed Iraq is just too dangerous for hosting a match and the all ale crowd was a refreshing change. Indeed the great thing I have noticed in sporting events sin the Middle East is the gender exclusivity and usually when there is no presence of females males act more sensible and not so rough and alpha dog make and perhaps America should make Los Angles Dodger and Los Angeles Animals games gender exclusive as the epidemic in fights and brawls in the

stands likely would not occur if not for the presence of female that these testosterone makes need to feel macho and fist a cuffs. Most women at male sporting events are not fans and basically serve entertainment and eye candy purposes and this shit is something thankfully Middle Eastern men don't play around and as the Wonton Don Youtuber illustrated it was great and refreshing to be in such a large environment without a woman in sight. American and European men can never have such a public luxury. 

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