Polly Cracker
Mike Tyson is yakking death and was recently stated the one thing he will miss most is not the weird drugs he evidently has enjoyed taking including this frog skin mucus and tarantula shit or whatever but Mr Tyson will miss his pet birds and the number of pigeons he owned in his life and Iron Mike Tyson had so many fucking birds confide in a cage living in chicken worse ad shitting on one another one never dared to challenge him on the living conditions of his pet pigeons through the years worried about him sending them to the deck with a left hook. A tone death animal clutter hoarder Mike Tyson is reported to have had two thousand pigeons he would purchase or just trap in Mid Town Manhattan and he got to know and name each and everyone which is just neurotic and eccentric and the pigeons may have inspired Mike Tyson to the great boxing career the fans got to enjoy in the eighties and nineties.
Mike Tyson eventually saw his pigeon based holdings drop like Toys R Us stock form 2000 birds to a hundred and whether he ate these birds or let them go was never established. Mike Tyson though now is saying i death he thinks he will come back reincarnated and the birds he figures he will come back as a bird brained pigeon, However we here at the Anti-Pet Association decried the number of pets he owned and Mike Tyson confining these birds to an environment of hell and imprisonment and we call for
him to release all of his remaining birds he has trapped at pets and hopefully before he dies this year or next Mike Tyson releases all remaining pigeon pets and allow them the freedom to fly and be free and pests for cities and countryside, Mike Tyson wants to be one and have sex with a pigeon but he will have to wait for the next life and he will need to do what is right and quit his obsessive compulsion to put cute little lively pigeons into bird prisons for his entertainment and enjoyment purposes.
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