Arnold Armstrong
Barstool sports mustache sporting sports fanatic the Wonton Don was in Florence checking out the Pigskin video game coming to life and a regional sport from hell and Italy. The Wonton one reached Italy to check out the annual spectacle of Calico Storico which is part soccer and part rugby likely a game the Italians learned for the occupying Normans back in the day who themselves created the sport from the dead heads of Danish occupiers and invaders of the British isles. The Wonton one went and waited
a long time in the hot sun that nearly killed him as the fool didn't bring water and expected American style vendor selling beer and brats and he was shocked when he saw none and then couldn't leave without losing a place as the people running this event didn't have some way for people to leave and come back. The extravagance of parading before the contest nearly drove the Wonton Don bananas as people dressed like medieval times in their Mayflower sail outfits and paraded for a fucking hour before this brutal
game started, Calico Storico is like a game one would imagine in hell where fighting and punching is legal and one team tries to score into a goal or touchdown and can basiclaly do anything to accomplish this score. This so a brutal game right up the Wonton's style and he had been inundated to view and be a spectator as the popular Bartool podcaster vlogger is known for attending bizarre sporting events in neurotic and odd parts of the world.
The Irish globalist billionaire slave master and mafia member Dana White is interesting studying and watching this annual event of Calico Sortico and talking to hos friends and potential investors like Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger Berkshire Hathaway an how or if they can start a America version of this local Italian tradition and adding more Mixed Martial Arts fighting between the actual game and suppose the geriatric investor Buffett and Munger are keen on increasing make toxic violence into society and all three would love to see Calico Storico come to the states and North American and go global. Buffett and Munger use to play Pigskin for hours at an end as this was their favorite video game in the nineties and they played in endlessly on their Sega system and these two old trolls would often go to the last remaining arcade shops and play the arcade version of this game as investor ass jacks like them are partially responsible for expanding the Chipoltes, Jersey Mikes, Potbelly, and Jimmy John's fast food operations places without drive thrus and this was at the expense of the arcade game business in addition to comic book stores that was once were more prominent in streets having been replaced by these shit over-priced chains food places ....again with no fucking drive thrus
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