Buddy Cooper
Sports Take
According to our implanted sources lord Tom Brady in the year 45 A C of Americana football is set once again to come out of retire from the league and desperately wants one more successful ad playoff season. There is rumbling is of Tom Brady already bored without a wife and a life of football is re imagining himself in another uniform or possibly even returning to the team that made him famous. This should not be surprising news as
Tom Brady has shown time in again he is unable to walk away from the game and he us unable to ever really show any regression in his spectacular play to make the proper transition into a aging and failed star of the game. As long as Tom Brady can throw 30 touchdowns and 3500 yards he likely will keep playing as defenses have proven time and time again they are unable to stop and put Lord Brady down and Brady wants to keep appearing in Super bowls to ruin the lives of his hater detractors.
Tom Brady we believe will come out and announce he will sign a huge three year deal with the Florida Dolphins and the reported deal will be larger than the deal he signed with FOX Sports and will make Tom Brady as rich as fuck and he will not have to share any of this new wealth with the over-rated and ugly German aging baroness lady Bundchen. Tom Brady we believe will sign with the fish and perhaps be what the Dolphins need to get over the top and make their first serious Super bowl run since 1983 when Dam Dan Marino was under center and guiding Miami. 
Tom Brady will rock the sporting world and announce in the coming month that he is set to return and that his second retirement will be anothe false flag and he loves the smell of jock straps and locker rooms. Tom loves throwing balls dressing in costumes and plauung with men chasing and catching balls in costumes getting millions and millions of dollars from our corrupt system in doing such and being worshiped from it by the shit heads in AmeriCCPa
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