Tick tocker Moon Henry says hold on to your pets the aliens are coming

     Jake Glass

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     Tik Tok is filled with numerous conspiracy theorists and paranoia and one of these is a tik Toker by the name of Moon Henry. Moon Henry has been talking heavily about UFOs with the recent sightings of so many strange lights in the sky along with the images and facts that drones are flying over the east coast. I would challenge the Moon Henry to basically watch Chase from "What if" on YouTube and see how inhospital space and time is for potential extra-terrestrial life travel across the galaxies which is a near

impossibility for a living carbon-based life form. Moon Henry and those who are talking about aliens coming quite literally are just talking out of their ass and anyone can say the aliens are coming. In fact, we say this often aliens are coming and they will be like the beetle invasion of 1964  and in 2029 or 2030 and whether I'm actually fact checked or proven wrong we'll have to wait. We can't wait is the fact that many grifters and liars like Moon Henry keep talking about UFOs and aliens ignoring the fact that one should know from seeing Chase from "What if" on YouTube die so much in his extras interstellar space travels space and basically every rest stop that literally are called a planet or a satellite is so  inhospitable to life as we know it that is safe to assume and say that there are no aliens and no civilizations anywhere. 

     Moon Henry says not only are aliens coming but they are already here is he just shows a bunch of videos with lights as if aliens would need lights on their ships and flying sauces. Moon Henry also is holding his dog frequently given the recent Springfield, Ohio pet hunger pet eating scare controversy from not too long ago. Mr Henry thinks the aliens are coming and they want to devour your cats and your dogs Moon Henry showed his beautiful dog cookie and he warned people who own dogs and prey primarily on the dogs that the aliens are having a  taste for dogs and this is a delicacy meat from their universe and thus this is why they have traveled 100 million might light years just to get access to dogmeat. Clearly anyone can say shit these days and we have decided to join the nonsensical alien space bandwagon and indeed we are still making the predicting even though

pushing it back a year or two that in 2030 or 2031 aliens will come and they will be under the guise of rock musicians. They will simply be called the aliens and bring about the most incredible racket if rock usic one can ever imagine and see and it will be a repeat of the 1960s. The aliens rock group  with a newly discovered music after this and many more aliens will be coming and they will be coming for your pets as Moon Henry will say.