Karmichael Hunt hopes his groin heals in time for Brisbane Global Tens in early February and he will not be going to the Super Bowl

Jamie Logan
  Karmichael Hunt is a battle scarred rugby great and the best dam pitchmen of the Queensland reds. This guy can hustle and bustle with the best of them despite ten years of grueling ruby play in the land of down under and this son of a bitch sent many an opposing player down under his massive frame. Hunt is excited by a fresh test to his career in this February two day tournament where an insane amount of games will test this mans groin after a major surgery and playing the Samoan rough fucks will test Karmichaels's testicles. Hunt has faced many tests on his testicles in the past including a cocaine smuggling charge in 2015 yet this has not stopped his determination to field for representing the wallabies in international rugby play competition and Karmichael is has popular as ever despite the fact he spends so much time on the sidelines having his groin checked and refueled and repaired often instead of playing for the Queensland Reds. More good news for the Reds is that Pedro the Possum picked them to win the Brisbane ten and they will need Karmichael and his groin to be at a hundred percent if this pick comes true. Expect Karmichael hunt to get over his drug smuggling peddling problems and to e clean and off coke come this series as he will do everything to make sure Pedro look good and guide and run over the Queensland reds over all of their tough rugby competition where the player splay without pads and equipment as this as more than anything explains why rugby is not bigger in the states as private companies cannot profit from a sport without expensive equipment to sell and wear for play on the fields.