Jamie Logan
The North Melbourne Kangaroos have drafted their biggest early player for some time and for the young ladies of Melbourne having this teenager to swoon over will make for some unusual ball this season. Like Daviies Uniacke is already a YouTube sensation as all the girls and queers love him and he will join a stellar cast on North Melbourne in Australian rules football that is a hundred times more athletic than other sports. Luke was a sensation in the Aussie collegiate level and they say he is a game changer perhaps the best Australian Rules football player ahhh Australia has ever developed in this incredible global game. The North Melbourne Kangaroos are the New York Yankees of this sport and they signed this kid to a contract like some two hundred million dollars for ten years, which Luke preferred to be paid in Bitcoin and Zencash.
Only perhaps Rugby comes close to matching the jumping,tackling, and passing athleticism needed to be a top member of this brutal sport where one is constantly jumping and kicking about ahhhh much like a kangaroo. The incredible fortitude of African born Majak Daw who has earned the nickname "Magic" much like Magic Marvin Johnson who he was a huge fan growing up in Africa and watching the American sport of basketball.
North Melbourne though has not allowed this man and his natural ability to flourish as the old racial stereotypes of Australia come to light and they are now reinventing Majak as a defender instead of the incredible ball mover,kicker, shot blocker, and slam dunker this mother fucker is as a Australian Rules baller.
A kangaroo could not could match the athletic reach and ability of these two young star performers who hold such promise and for years promise to be such a huge part of this amazing team. Girls and Queers will soak up the love and look forward to perhaps two decades of these heart throbs and other Chippendale studs of the Melbourne Kangaroos.
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