Mart McKracken nearly killed kayaking by left sharks

    Jake Glass
Animal Stories
    A nasty rural outdoors obsessed  redneck named McKracken was nearly attacked and devoured on the seven seas ans his video of his near death went viral. Mary was enjoying a peaceful day doing his hobby which is Kayaking rowing his little mini boat into what he knows are dangerous shark infested waters
 A crazed left hammer head shark pursued and followed him for half an hour with marry fighting tenaciously for his life. In fact, There are several videos of Kayakers playing wit fire and having to fight of left sharks who obviously are seeing the boat as prey of some sort.
 of prey and sooner or later these sharks will be gulping a Kayakers ahhh much like our Cecil Brewster gulps a bug Gulp form & 11. Marty is fucking lucky to be alive as several Hammerheads were making their way to join the alpha  Lefty Sharkie that was originally following Mr McKraken and threatening to turn his world upside down and into the ocean and Davy Jones locker. McKraken almost met the Kracken. Only the incredible athletic ability of Marty and his speed on the Kayak and his ability to get back to beach saved Marty from the grim reaper. His grim reaper were in  the form of away form of these left sharks hammered in Landshark beer who mistook Marty's boat for a Seal saved this amazing brave young man from certain death and another shark on man statistic.

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