Deep Blue left shark did not give a high five the other day.

Jake Glass
     One of the largest left sharks in the oceans was harassed and filmed the other day under media claims it was high fiving a deep sea diver. The shark named Deep Blue was actually being filmed and harassed by Mariricio Hoyos Padilla working for some Discovery promotions. This massive twenty foot shark is estimated to be around fifty years old and is filed with many scars, stretch marks, knacks, and crows feet all over the body giving marine biologists a good idea how old this friend of the left shark is and its name was given by workers during filming of a discovery television special first of all a shark would never ever give anything a high five and in the video you can clammily see that the guy shoved his arm into the fin of Deep Blue and the deepsters reactions were likely triggered from this. It is like when a doctor slams a hammer into your fucking knee to see if there is a reflex. Mr Padilla was somehow not immediately swallowed by shit hybrid shark whale and this is a testimony of the peaceful nature of the shark and how undeserving of its traumatic reputation instilling fear for generations. This shark is a big baby and is not a terror to anything except some fishheads whenever its stomach growls and tells its little cute brain that it is time to open them massive jaws and oput those sharp teeth to use. Deep Blue should be a star in Hollywood and maybe soo they will do a remake of Jaws in a more peaceful version. Perhaps something along the storyline of finding Nemo or something instead of the usual man eating thing that Hollywood and the media love to portray sharks. Now that would be fucking cool. As cool as Deep Blue and the Left Shark
 

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