Jared Fogle the famed owner and pitchman for Subway chains ugly and bad tasting submarine sandwich shops awoke yesterday to the sound of police crashing through his door. Jared was famous for many years pitching this awful and verminous sandwich shops that dot the whole landscape around America. in my travels through the Midwest and the Indianapolis region I cannot believe how such a franchise can evidently be so successful. Jared Fogle rode with this success claiming he lost so much weight from a daily diet of these really bad sandwich's where the meatball taste like rabbit or venison instead of beef.
I am utterly amazed at the site of people actually walking into a Subway sandwich shop and clearly a place like this is only successful because of its ability to negotiate with village leaders and quite literally be allowed to set up shop wherever they want to be usually located in strip malls. Jared made a lot of money and apparently had a lot of time on his hands and after a friend of his through his charity had been busted for child porn authorities wanted to get Jared's computers as well. This arrest in Indianapolis has embarrassed this fine humdrum city and the entire subway franchise and the quicker the fall of this chain the greater the commercial food landscape will see with ore independent eateries than this Hindu dominated cheap chain. This Jew Jared has now seen his partnership with subway suspended as this investigation of child porn is underway and the chances that this nerd was involved is highly likely. They would not raid a celebrity unless something really bad was being committed and these allegations have forever tarnished the clean image of Jared Fogle who by the way looks like he has been away from his subway diets. 
Subway sandwich shops can somehow infiltrate even the most strenuous downtown community worried about keeping a tranquil look and it is about time the power of this corporate food company is curtailed and left out to the far away expressways and gas station depots where it belongs.
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