The University of Baloney's paleontologist Federico Fanti discovered a crocodile bigger than a God dam bus this past week in an amazing dig. The Machimosaurs Rex is the biggest know crocodile and the period of discover
y was made in an era where many big creatures as this fellow was thought to have gone extinct. This Macho croc is way bigger than any of Paul Sereno's crocodile discoveries and this is an up and coming paleontologist at the University of Bologna and who deserves more recognition for his work on finding old bones and news stories. Fanti talked about the creatures " massive jaws" and its huge skull made it smarter and more powerful than the supercrocs that Paul Sereno found several years ago giving the nicknames PancakeCroc, BoarCroc, and RatCroc. it would not be larger though than Sereno's Sarcosuchus which is still by far the largest croc of shit discovered y tese scientists who are just trying to out croc the fuck out of one another. 
These crocs are crocks compared to the really incredible crocodile species that havn't been discovered and other paleontologists are feverishly trying to find in the sandy Sahara desert and make an imprint into the field of paleontology and dinosaur hunting. Fanti should be proud of himself though as his crocodile is pretty humongous and likely snatched up an impressive number of various prey and would be top hunter in its habitat for man many many of a moon time periods. Paleontologists has thought that these big crocs were wiped out by a mass extinction 145 million years ago including all members of the teleosaurids but it appears they were wrong and dropped the skull on this one. Fedirico Fanti kicks ass and it appears that Paul Sereno now has some competition in the world of palentology and may have to step up his game in order to be top croc.
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