Bernie Sanders has a special brave feathered friend come and inspect and see why all these people were looking and listening. This sparrow was puzzled why so many people were gathered around this old man making his usual pleas and demands on how he can transform the nation. For this sparrow all it cared if there was any seed nearby and his appearance at the Bernie Sanders rally was a distraction. it was also a social media sensation as people couldn't believe that a bird just popped up and pooped itself on stage with this old fart Bernie Sanders.
It is kinda amazing that this bird would just plop up at that moment and perhaps someone was testing a pretty dam realistic robotic bird-like clone. Bernie was impressed and perhaps this represented the bird vote and endorsement for old Bernie Sanders and this sparrow to this day remains anonymous. no one has seen or heard from this bird since he/she stopped on the podium of Bernie Sander's stage. The bird likely wanted to tell the crown something most likely about climate change being that it was Portland and this seems to be the only area and people actually concerned and fighting to curtail this disaster set upon us by the global consumeristic culture of the rest of this nation. The bird also looked like it was pretty dam thirsty and wanted at that water bottle that remained untouched by Bernie's cracked lips. 
Bernie should of remained still and see how long my felloe bird would of shared that stage with him at the tie but Bernie being Bernie needed to do a hand gesture and that chased the poor bird away not to be seen again on stage. I am a bit surprised that nobody has claim capture of this sparrow or one that looks like it announcing to the media it is the same bird so they can get some air-time but maybe that is coming. As far as my sources go no one knows which sparrow this was in the Portland area and as of this day the bird has remained anonymous.
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