Neil Knight
The Glen Ellyn beast was seen at his usual base which is the Glen Ellyn library in Illinois. The homeless guy known as Jack often hangs for hours at this public library and homeless vets and bums alike have been given free access to libraries around the country. Somehow because a place is a public building these homeless bastards are allow to bring their belongings and stuff and just chill out until closing time. This guy will spend eight hours in this place often acting like it is his own lounge to chill out and stare at people wondering what they are doing in his home.
Most of them never use the libraries resources unless warm air and air conditioning are included in this and in this the Glen Ellyn Beast makes good use. This guy is often seen around the prairie path at night making a camp fire and often can be seen in the tranquil downtown as the beast displays his incredible celerity in moving about this expensive village just outside of Chicago. This quack is really a crack as he often screams and has these compulsive attacks all over his body as he walks freaking out the mothers and the kids under ten when they past by him in front of the library as the beast gets some fresh air. The libraries in the area have a lot of clowns and dangerous bugs hopping around and perhaps none is ore of a favorite of ours than what I term the Glen Ellyn library beast. this is a hard rodent to exterminate over at the Glen Ellyn Library
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