Mark Zuckerberg's wardrobe a sign of a psychotic genius

Zachary Zuckerberg
   People often comment on mark's attire and his love of hoodies and gray t shirts a  stable of his wardrobe. Mark has always tried to be unique and different but this wardrobe choice is a strictly Facebook corporate by design hipness attempt. Big brother Mark never wears anything cool in high school often going to many events with lame graphic band t shirts and lame ass shorts. Mark Zuckerberg often looked like a character out of Beavis and Butthead movies and his wardrobe choices were much more diverse than the trademark hoodie you see him in  all of the time since founding Facebook. Markie is all about image and somehow being caught right now out of his trademark t-shirt and hoodie would be difficult. Mark posted his closet recently and many people were dumbfounded at his wardrobe questioning if he is a genius or a psychopath. As a child growing up in the Zuckerberg household and seeing the rituals of Mark I can attest to that answer as being yes for both. some have suggested that successful people wear the same thing all of the time and Mark Zuckerberg has in fact told us that he wears this stuff to take the waste of tie in clothes selection away from his brain leaving it to more efficient thoughts mostly about Facebook and porn. Mark is also a stubborn fuck and likely insists on this wardrobe because we give him shit about




it at family picnics and wonder why he doesn't use his money more appropriately and do some mall sopping and a fashion shoot for GQ.

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