One of the worse places and most likely boring places on earth has to be Madagascar. Over there the rural remote trailer park trash entertain themselves with something called Savika bull rides. The rural populations of Madagascar's scary remote villages have this festival from time to time where there is a big fucking mosh pit and these thugs just jump into a pit with bulls and smack them silly. Madagascarans use the success and prowess of these bull rides to get laid with the local gals who
come to observe this insane event. The girls actually come to this waggish spectacle to meet boys and one must imagine in remote Madagascar being able to climb on a bull for a full seconds with a stick is some evidence of potential in a possible partner. the harassment of these Right bulls in Madagascar is getting more and more larger and the stain of Madagascar's uhmm er proud cultural conditions and traditions is pretty sad and sick. this is just a stupid event and even stupider than the Western American transition of bullriding as at least there is some order in those events.
Why this costal African country allows these neurotic and eccentric saturnalian events for their rural hicks is unknown and likely indicative of the weak government one must imagine exists Madagascar may be off Africa but this event pretty much describes and scrambles Africa in general as this event is just nonsense. Now nothing says I am way cool than hanging around snorting angry bulls and trying not to break your own bones off these bulls. Some people may say these staged bull rides are completely stupid but is it really any different from American football, English soccer, or Indian cricket? Is it any different from Australian football, Spanish bullfighting, or Canadian dogsledding? Is it any different from Canadian football,New Zealand surfing, or ,Egyptian camel wrestling? 
Perhaps there is a market for the talent of these boys and if western corporations wanted to do some good for freaking Madagascar, they could promote this sport and make millions for some of this talent like corporations have done for uba and the Dominican Republic. I mean Savika is more exciting than baseball and comes pretty close to fulfilling the emotional drama of a 1-1 soccer game. One day if there is a way to profit you can expect a Savika world Cup to exist and I would put my money right away on the Right Bull and Madagascar
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