The McDaniel family has a canary they call little Trump in dedication to the republican frontrunner that is well on his way to the White House. Little Trump is very vocal nd rash much like the human subject and its namesake. The canary has a red wig very reminiscent of whatever the crap that is one Donald Trump's head and the bird looks so much like Donald Trump it is scary. Little Trump and his owners are hoping that big Donald becomes president as their pet canary will get more features on-line and in pet media print as people write and notice this amazing species of caged bird. Personally I think these owners of this poor canary should of shaved the birds beak and put a little mustache so they could call it little Hitler after Donald Trump.
This bird is ashamed of itself undoubtedly whenever it looks in the mirror or gets called little Trump. No pet should have the indignity to be named after a political jester and a person who belabor the political system. One can only hope the McDaniel family of Hicksville,Ohio leaves the cage doors open one time and this canary can take off from its current perch and find a way out of the spotlight and freedom from owners willing to humiliate this little feathered friend for fifteen minutes of pet-owning fame.
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