The Kentucky Derby blows as do the women in hats

Jake Glass
   The annual running of the Kentucky Derby was held this past weekend where a bunch of horses and their names were mentioned as if they should somehow be household names to the public. This farce and sport is not even your fathers sport but instead maybe was your grandfathers sport or your great grand fathers sport. Horses are routinely beaten in training and practically tortured towards the end of the race so it amuses a few people with numbers waged on for win place or show. This sport is shameful and thankfully has been rejected by generational X and millenniums but somehow this one time of year in rural hickish Kentucky we have to hear about some mega-race by the mainstream media because of few stubborn elites still insist on purchasing hors for race and torture training. Horse racing was indeed huge in previous loser generations but its importance has long since declined despite the attempts of the corporate media to spotlighting this race and horse names nobody really cares about for if they did these races would of been shut decades ago.  We still have to hear about this Kentucky Derby being some sort of important sporting event on this weekend when most people are out enjoying life few ever actually stopping and observing these three minutes of what one must imagine be horse hell for the poor animal enslaved to be unlucky to have to e forced into participating in these events. What the Kentucky Derby represents for the wealthy in Kentucky and nearby red-states is their onw day to be vegas and flaunt their thoroughbreds s if they were prized Lamborghinis and basically the women in hats are these high-priced hookers flocking to this event looking for some extra jingle that like the super bowl and vegas in general can be especially made this day lie no other day in the Blue state.  Thee Derby blows as one would imagine most of the young bosom women that suddenly have a keen interest in this so-called sport

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