Earl "Bam Bam" Cunningham
In 1999 WWE wrestling was at it s pinnacle of cultural relevance and popularity and the owner Vince McMahon put himself in a pay per view headline against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Famous wrestling Central Illinois University podcasters Dre and the Black Cat went on to recall this match up on their incredible pro wrestling podcast Old school wrestling podcast on flairchop.com and they recalled how fucking sick and jacked up of juice Vincent K McMahon appeared in the match. They speculated and wondered how the fuck a fifty nine year old geezard like Vince McMahon could strut and be so juiced up and try to snooker people he got it from working out and not injecting himself as ahhhh one would inject a cattle prior to shipment and payment to a slaughterhouse. This was a great match and throughout it Austin often went to town and bammed bammed Vince McMahon all over the place much to the delight of the crowd which tired of the clown Vince and his arrogance sense of ownership of human chattel which he actually does profit and maximize a luxury lifestyle to this day from exploitative labor practices nd onpoloy. McMahon likely was willing to get injected with horse needles as they allegedly wondered in order to justify his ass being in the squared mat as he had no experience and always wanted to be one of these big muscle heads getting all of the attention from his company. McMahon was so juiced up and jacked he actually looked like amini-rambo as he came out and played heel in the main even of this huge WWE pay per view match with the legendary Steve Austin at the height of his popularity. Dre and the black cat and much of the audience knows how the horse needles helped Vincent McMahon achieve some legitimacy for a few months to actually step in the ring and be a force in short order. In defense though of Mr McMahon and maybe this is not something that
Dre and the Black cat could evoke from their cranium is that as a CEO of a money making media machine such as the WWE, Mr McMahon likely had a lot of time and money for extreme protein beef eating to actually get pumped and jacked legally and legitamally as when you are super rich and not ever really work one has time to work on biceps and chest. in fact, likely Vince McMahons working day consisted of six hours in the gym while in the office of his stupid corporate infrastructure in Connecticut and indeed many CEOs and executives spend much time on their physical training and psychics than actual work pertaining to company policy and duties. Dre and the cat were careful to tread a line without totally calling Vincent K Mcmahon a steroid abuser and they knew that an old troll like Vince could not get a physic that big at his age without the use of banned substances although I am leaving the possibility that determined wealth hoarders could practically buy the training and take the tie to amass that mass.
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