Mitch Welch signs a huge contract to join Adopt a Beast blog

Randolph Perkins
   I have the pleasure of welcoming the renown Mitch Welch to are staff at the Right Bull blog. Mitch is an incredible conservative in the mold of many and his addition will help balance out some of the crazy rhetoric we get from like of Troy York and Casey Kelso. Mitch brings decades of right-wing commentary and dialogue from other web sites threads and blogs and he is sure to deal into some controversial topics and angles through this unique outlet on the world wide web. Mitch Welch worked on the Mitch Daniels presidential campaign and he hopes to see a fellow Mitch bitch in the white house in either 2024 or 2026. Mitch has signed a huge contract with the Adopt a Beast LLC for some 35 million for five years of service.
 Mike loves discussing sports,politics,weather, and capitalism and is a backer of combining all four into a series of hypothetical discussion of a singularity of all four into everyday events. Welch also loves to go to casinos and help money launder some dirty dollars for his friends and can often be seen at Pottawatomie drinking heavy champagne and checking his texts telling girls he is actually a business owner and bigshot when in fact all he is is a simple contractor of drywall and bathroom improvements. He also tells people he is a day trader when in fact all he trades is simple nonsensical information with other middle aged and elderly saps at the local true value hardware store. 

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