Leo Yost
In a urban louis Vuitton store near a big Hyatt motel Linangelo Ball was green with jealousy as his older brother was cashing in on an NBA contract and at his father Lavar Ball cashing in on over-priced shoes. Liangelo couldn't believe how he was ignored by both the press and his father and he was busting his ass with his UCLA mates eating rice and beans and making peanuts. Liangelo wants the nice Rolex watches that do exactly the same thing as a cheap made in China Timex digital quartz watch and that is tell time.
Liangelo and his teammates also wanted gold jewelry, necklaces, and a big expensive fancy ass purse and so the fools decided to shop[lift some shit at a local Chinese mall and steal from a global Luis Vuitton store. Big mistake. First of all if he returns soon to the mainland of Chimerica , Liangelo faces a big strap from Lavar who likely will beat red into his ass and balls. Second of all you do not steal from a country like China when you are suppose to be a guest and perform and do what it is you do in LiAngelaos' case it is to play for no pay and eat peanuts. LiAngelo Ball is stupider that a bird that claws away its own beak.
Lavar don't give a shit about the other two UCLA ball players but in this shoplifting trouble, but little old Liangelo has tainted the fame Ball name and the prospects of this UCLA prospect playing in the NBA in the future now looks in doubt regardless of what Lavar says of Lonzo does in his rookie year. LiAngela faces up to ten fucking years and Lavar Ball better get the receipts and money earned form his ten dollar shoes selling for a skyrocketing price of five hundred dollars converted to some serious fucking Yen if he wishes to have the opportunity to set the strap to the ass of LiAngela. Lavar Bal is silent not answering his phone after repeated cals up[on our part for a comment and Liangelo better hope Lavar takes some of his ball says and pays them Chinks some money to get his dumb ass son out of the can.
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