Neil De Grasse Tyson associates himself with Seattle Seahawks and jinxes their chances with the Super Bowl

Earl "Bam Bam" Cnningham
   Neil De Grasse Tyson must be getting tired of looking at the skies and wondering when the fuck is he going to get to travel as a member of the worlds elites to all the cosmos, astros and space rocks out in the galaxy. Neil decided he had to weigh in on a lateral play and answered lame Seattle Seahawks coach assertions that the lateral pass was totally legit in a game recently with the surging Seattle Seahawks desperately attempting to make the playoffs and another Super Bowl run.
For Pete Carrol though to ask this space geek to get involved instead of concentrating on more practical needs of the Seahawks organization on a per week by week basis he has practically dealt his team a Super Bowl death blow. When the head football coach of your team needs to reach out to Physics talk with Neil De Grasse Tyson during the season and  explaining Galilean transformations you know you are done as a team and the Seattle Sea Hawks are not going to the Super bowl. Russel Wilson and Pete Carrrol will not be able to lateral their way into the premier NFL game and it appears Neil De Grasse Tyson is seeking opportunities to bring science and nonsense talk into Sunday football games hoping to be some annalist for them. Mr Neil gave his blessing of this play as the ball was let loose and the two moving bodies were in sequence with one another and as long as the player was behind Russel then it was a  legit play according to this apparent football expert now.  Russel Wilson and Seattle are always going to be big bets and strong teams but this year is lost when any association with Mr De Grasse is mentioned and made association and perhaps the idiot Pete Carrol can make Neil De Grasse Tyson a part of the coaching staff explaining physics to the dummies

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