Animal Stories
Bill Vagts is a bullshit artist like no other in his remote wilderness home in rural remote Minnesota, He claimed and the local dim-witted media reported oif fighting a five hundred bear who was eying and attempting to devour his little doggie named Darla and Wild Bill said he just reacted in order to save his dog and he basically bear hugged the Beast for a while before the Bear let the dog go from its jaws. Now if you believe this story then I have stock in the New York Yankees I want to sell art pennies to the dollar.

This old coot though got plenty of air time and press print coverage both on-line and in paper and he is the toast of the town of rural backwards Isebella,Minnesota and if ya believe the 68 year old clown can fight a five hundred pound brown Bear then you likely think there is still a chance of the Browns and Bears playing in the 2018 Super Bowl.
If Darla could talk she would say her owner is a great storyteller and snake oil con artist and she is ashamed to be held in captivity by this creep. Thanks to this guys story police went out into the North Woods and shot the first big bear they found to calm the populace as two other men had a supposed Bear encounter and it seems cabin fever is hitting these people hard in rural Minnesota and they are seeing and encountering things in their alternative universe.
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