Old billionaire Tom Golisano can't buy his way out of Geese crap as easily as buying young tennis stars to be his wife

Polly Cracker
Bird News
   Wealthy billionaire Tom Golisano is for the birds and for them to be eradicated near his over-sized sprawling landscape the son of a pig owns in South Bristol,New York. Mr G and he demands to be called by his employees is demanding that government cull all of the Canadian geese that is pooping on the lawns of this old son of a bitch some founder of a predatory pay day loan company and former sports owner of hockey teams.

Tom says the goose poop is everywhere and he is fed up and is thinking of no longer paying his property taxes for the immense property this jag fag has acquired through his shady business practices the disgusting crony capitalist America allows to operate and function against the vulnerable in our society paying exorbitant fees to get their checks cashed.

This guy owned the Buffalo Sabres but one wonders the way he is complaining about taxes if this asshole should not of owned the dodgers.  Like a good billionaire this gray-haired bastard is looking to exploit this goose poop to make some statement and campaign against taxes that this fuck head thinks is inequitable because as a wealth hoarder he must pay more tribute for government and pay his lions share of services which he thinks must include curtailing Canadian geese to fly back to the Yukon and ahhh poop on igloos of the peon Eskimos. Town Supervisor Danielle Marshal quickly countered the whining of Mr Golisano and said Geese shit is not the towns problem but one of the resident and reminded this ass that he decided to build upon a lake and he don't come before birds in the environment and habitat.

One can only hope for more Canadian geese, American ducks, and Australian parakeets to descend upon this shit heads property and lay some bird snow on his lawns for him to step on playing Frisbee and This old rotten billionaire is just angry he can't but and swoosh these geese away and he can't buy peace from Goose shit as easily as he bought young wife and former tennis star Monica Seles who without his money would never be interested in this gray bastard.