Vladamir Putin threatens Florida and president Trump with Satan bomb and plans to unleash Russian bots

Woody Underwood
   Vladimir Putin came out with a Steve Jobs apple type presentation the other day of the missile technology the Russians have developed soaking the resources of the great Blue North and Crimea formerly of Ukraine. The Satan 2 missile can fly faster than super man and explode greater than the H bomb and Putin seemed really thrilled to be introducing this new explosive technology and reminding the world Russia is more than just internet trolls going out an trying to defame Hillary Clinton and Angela Merkel.
Vladamir Putin holding a press meeting to brag of his nuclear technology is just both weird and bizarre and pretty noteworthy as one wonders why Florida and why now. Maybe Putin is jelaous of all of the headlines that Kim Jung Un and Donald Trump had been making in the global media infrastructure and he wished to remind everyone that Russia is still a player and can umleash weapons of mass destruction that an Saddam Hussein and Obama Hussein could only dream of toying upon the soldierly of the world. Vladamir Putin is a sick man having these fake electiosn that no amount of American or Western internet twitter trolls could ever affect because in essence this ass munch has a one party one candidate race for the Russian White House in the Kremlin.
Trump needs to get his house in order and realize this bald prick is no ally and we need to push up the heat and establish stronger military ties and alliance with the mighty and proud Ukraine. A Putin  push back against this son of a bitch tyrant who makes videos on bombing our precious sunshine state wonderful geriatric state of Florida that in all practical purposes has more Cubans and Canadians than Americans. One can essentially say Florida is part of the old British and New Spanish empires so basically ahhhh Putin would be bombing these two other empires and not America. 

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