Thousands of left shark basking sharks congregating in North East

Jake Glass
   Swarms of hundreds of thousands of basking sharks have concentrated in the North Eastern waters of America baffling experts wondering what these huge sea beasts are doing and preparing off the waters and beaches.  These 32 foot terrors of the deep usually are solitary sharks and only the whale sharks are bigger and some have theorized these basking sharks are either North Korean subs or have been programmed and disturbed in their brains to amass near America and cause havoc this summer killing hundreds of sun bathers and paddlers. These monsters are usually way in the deep waters never to be seen but have been making many concentrated appearances and gathering in mosh pits of basking nonsense baffling researchers.
 Make no mistake and don't listen to the fake news that these are harmless sharks, A Basking shark is a huge fucker and would as easily gulp down a human as it would a guppie and these sharks are congregating together for a purpose, that is if they are not North Korean , Russian,and  Chinese man-made subs preparing for an invasion. Basking sharks are the original pranksters of the seas often opening up their mouths for camera men pretending they are going to take a 7-11 big gulp but instead are just inhaling air or ahhh water. Why are basking left sharks congregating as researchers were looking for Blue-toothed whales? I don't know. Maybe they wanted the attention and realize a life of solitary in these global warming times is not the best to end.

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