Tom Brady thinking of retirement in the NFL and playing some Rugby in Australia for the Queensland Reds

Earl " Bam Bam" Cunningham
   rumors are swelling that Tom Brady has yet to indicate he will be returning for another year of successful New England Patriot career. Our sources indicate Tom Brady is tired of head coach Bill Belicheck and wishes to leave this Czech son of a bitch. Tom Brady is also getting tired of his hot German model wife and may go homo some day but that is a story for another day. Tom Brady is just getting tired of football and he is intrigued by the likes and play tumble of intentional rugby, a sport he thinks is tougher and more deserving of respect than traditional American football. To9m Brady may retire and send shock waves in the sports world but none would be as shocking as him departing the states and going to Aussie land to play another similar sport.

Tom Brady is amazed whenever he catches a glimpse of Irish rugby or Aussie football an d this is the next direction he wishes and desires to try in this stage in his career. Tom Brady loves the camaraderie of rugby players and balldom and in no doubt will Tom Brady succeed for the Queensland Reds should he so desire to play this sport. Brady would expect to get nailed more than he was accustomed to as quarterback of the Boston patriots as he would often fling the ball and had the protection of beasts of mass and meat protecting him as he backed into the pocket. In Rugby there are no huddles or time outs and I have a feeling it would be difficult for Tom and that he

would struggle with the fact paced and massive injunction of mass colliding and tackling between side passes. There are no forward passe sin Rugby and Tom Brady would not have the advantages of pocessing a strong arm in this game. The reds would welcome Mr Brady and the publicity he would bring to this amazing sports organization with the fame of another game and I think Tom Brady is agonizing about this decision and possibility of being the first American football player to make the transition forn NFL to  AFL Rugby ahhhhhh since Charles Merkle.