Cody Maloney
Animal Stories
A Crazy Cougar was stalking some kids in a ladies backyard and a call to the local police in this small rural backwater Oregon town was made but unlike in the Barney Fife days law enforcement and private citizens are armed to the teeth and more than willing to kill vicious savages that pose a threat to their families,friends, and especially pets,.The sniper perched on a tree and found the Crazy Cougar wandering Springfield and the decision was made to liquidate the beast as it had appeared around several playgrounds in the area in recent days and had been attracted by the sound of children and associated with small beings.
Cougar 549WF was shot in the b rain and now no longer poses a threat to people and a job well done by local animal control officers was accomplished and they went to the local tavern and talked about who had dibs on the big cats skins and head that they drank and argued who had the rights.
The Puma is expanding and breeding like rabbits all over the West and are becoming a nuisance in this region especially in the backwaters of rural redneck Oregon and it is good to see people take manners to this Lion beast especially when they start to show no fear of man thanks to countless animal rights activists that put pets and kids at risk protecting this deranged predator killer beast from the East.
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