Sherman the shark and Alex Jones wonder if the Octopus is an alien

Aaron Luther
Animal stories
  some new and interesting theories has brought up my childhood belief that th e Octopus is not a native Earth creature and something that either came form Outer space or way below the gates of hell and the inner core mantle of the planet Earth. Octopuses are strange Mother  fuckers and I was glad earlier this year to See Fox and other network outlets bring up the fact that the Octopus is indeed a
space alien from beyond or as i say perhaps some weird neurotic and eccentric inner-core bastard beast from ahhhh hell.
Jim Toomey is an amazing comic strip artist, perhaps the best one out there, and his Sherman the left shark brought up this idea to a new Octo character called Squishy and he pushed back against the idea that Octopus were indeed descendants of space creatures from Crypto or somewhere out there.  Alex Jones has also wondered if Octopuses are space aliens or  as least some weird thing create din a laboratory trying to recreate some ancient creatures and if anything would be a great total alien
conspiracy and cover up it would be the aliens  living in the seas observing and watching humanity under guise of one of many odd neurotic and eccentric Earth animals and sea beasts on the planet and waters of this third rock form the sun. Squishy's appearance on Sherman's lagoon looking into this Octopus space alien controversy was a welcome distraction for Alex and many other devoted fans of Jim Toomey's left shark character and one would lve to see an Alex Jones type nut added to Sherman's lagoon list of oddball fish brain characters although many of his current roster of comic characters already think and jump nut speak form the brian like Mr Jones does on a daily basis in his Info Wars rants. Whew! I think I created the first ever  internet psot containing writing of Jim Toomey and Alex Jones.

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