Jake Glass
Animal Stories
A beautiful Black Bear named Walrus was sickend and taken to a local animal hospital and undertook four hours of surgery after eating a sugary meth head in Tenseness named William Lee Henry. The poor Bear was vomiting and appeared agitated along highway 62 before authorities took the sick beast to a acclaimed doctor from the East.
Human remains were found and authorities eventually found the body nearby of a local redneck known for traveling to the South woods and looking for ginseng and stashes of illegally grown marijuana. It appears the poor sick beer consumed both in the land of no milk and honey for Walrus and hopefully this great Black bear beast prevailed form the drugs he undertook consuming this neurotic hillbilly. Local people are more concerned with the Bears recover and glad that just like with deer this Bear took out the litter of the human pack and this meth head loser that unfortunately Tenseness is filled with crazies in this unequal country as many people have fallen down and refuse to pull themselves by their bootstraps and instead orgy themselves like this guy with meth,ginseng,pot, and black berries. Stories I have come across claim thus man died of a meth overdose and his name was either William Lee Henry of William Hill. Either way this meth head hillbilly is deader than a door nail but the sad fact is wildlife had to get sick form this human varmint addict of meth and coke and total waste of humanity and productivity. William Henry and Lee will not come back as a Bear of elephant from Ganesha God and I say if he is reincarnated he should come back as a ginseng leaf oir some other plant for others to eat and smoke.
Editors note
Randolph Perkins
We have just found out authorities euthanized this poor Bear as this story gets darker and more sad,
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