Luke Frey
The Chicago area is blessed to have a podcast rock stars tag team form hell bringing in incredible podcasts talking about pro wrestling matches from many many many moons ago. The Black Cat and Dre love announcing and red calling their favorite pro wrestling matches form the WCW and WWF era and I too recall many of those matches having been a wrestling fan form the late seventies until about 2005 when it became a shit scene run and brought monpoliticaly by the awful and creepy Vincent K McMahon. Before this sorry son of a bitch decided to highlight his family as much as the wrestlers this organization and the world of pro wrestling was pretty entertaining and I spend a lot of more time these day . Dre and the Black Cat talked of how McMichael and the 85 Bears are worshiped in Chicagoland and how Steve McMicheal owned a bar and was denied a patio so decided to run winning the local election for mayor in Romeoville.
Steve Micheal was a loose cannon having done many live appearances and was part of the broadcast booth in local media and I recall seein g this beast former athlete many times before he decided to become a professional wrestler for the Ted Turner WCW back then that was a complete disaster. McMicheal could not wrestle was slower than a mouse and had the worse pecs not only in wrestling history but perhaps in all of mankind and history. Steve McMichael was also a flop in politics hardly ever showing up in city hall and doing anything for the city of Romeoville and I think he was eventually impeached as mayor or had to resign in total disgrace. His pecs were so ugly as our fellow staff writer Dave Berkson use to point out that watching a Mongo McMichael match was barely possible and distracting and one must wonder if he got shit in the locker rooms and shower area form his football teammates through the years in his playing days.
Dre and the Cat also talked about Brian Urlacher, anther former Chicago Bear player beloved by the corporate advertising classes in the area and he has his billboard plastered all over and Dre and Black cat marveled about. The cat said Urlacher looks like shit with ugly fake hair and he was always cooler as bald and loved and will always be remembered as the bad ass with no hair but apparently Mr Urlacher went so much in debt he needed to be a spokesman for some hair restoration doctor some where in working in the Chicago area. The Cat and Dre recalled some wrestling matches of Mongo and said Brian Urlacher looks like a dweeb with hair and they are glad he didn't decide to go into the world of professional wrestling or pool playing following his National Football league hall of fame career as a hair tackling linebacker.
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