Is Tacko Fall a reptilian and how this alien will change the NBA game

Dave Berkson
   If one is playing an NBA game against an opponent such as Tacko Fall and the crazed Juptian slain falls on them during the matchup it could be game over for the opposing player. The Beast form outer space is an incredible specimen and he may not even be of origin in this planet as we are convinced NBA  prospect Tacko Fall is either a CRISP invention or a player reptilian from the great spaces of dark matter and star energy perhaps an aborigine from the planet X. Tacko Fall if gaining more skills and simple NBA terminology and knowledge will be the most awesome presence and unstoppable force in the game ever as watching his pre-draft workouts it is going to be impossible to stop this man and the only hope opposing players have is causing this man to foul out in the first period. The University of South Florida fuck face is 79 inches tall give or take a few inches and the Christian libertarian will be serving God and the economy he promises if he is selected and uses this alien power to harness greatness in the game. the alien in Tacko is ready to burst out and be the air apparent and the  first alien to gain NBA fame since Michael Jordon and his airness. Tack Fall is the Egyptian magician a man so great they already are calling him Magic Tacko an Egyptian cat and a God from the outer pyramids of the solar system. This man is not human and of unknown origins.

This fall we will see how great Tacko Fall will be as he is prepared for the rigorous action and attitude he is sure to get form jealous players in the game wishing to cause him harm and take him out with undercuts as he jumps for a rebound. This man is so fucking tall he has the ability to snarl rebounds above the rim and this has never been seen before. Tacko is just learning the game and when the artificial intelligence or his reptilian brain finally figures out the X's and Os of tis incredible games started  when a man put a peach basket up many many many moons ago at a YMCA center he will be the ultimate force and much like the space aliens in Michael Jordon's classic animation mega- blockbust movie of some space and time ago ahhh called Space Jam.