Russel Brand apologizes to Kate Perry for cheating on her with Druid John Michael Greer

       Troy York
   Russel Brand is an outlaw drug addicted yogi Podcasting and book pushing sensation and Brush British  bloody bastard actor from hell. He was once married to famed folk singer Kate Perry and they split up as a celebrity couple because of Russel brands wandering eyes and sexual obsessions that he is often very candid about in his books and his Under The Skin little listened to podcast.

Russel Brand is upset these days as he reads of other successful actors and their marriages and the teary eyed vocabulary and spiritual expert came aboard his hugely successful web video vlog and apologized to the pop singer ex wife of his for his cheating ways . The two love to get together do some yoga and talk about modern day advertising executives being modern day sorcery and manipulators and both bash the global economic systems for pushing constant purchase of Earth degrading products that in many cases are not necessity.  What is really disturbing are the number of fat Black women and weird fellow spiritual neurotics that Russel had sex and cheated with including and shockingly John Michael Greer cultural critic and writer and one of the top druids of our day . John Michael Greer is an amazing writer and philosopher. Many of Russel brand's top fans are confused and bewildered as in

 why in the fuck Russel would cheat on his amazing singer wife and bypass other hot groupies to grope with and talk Druid hermetic philosophy in the bedroom with Mr Greer. John Michaels almost actually had Russel Brand about to convert to the religious order and Druid complex before Russel got off the pot and realized there was little economic gains and juice to associate oneself with this obscure Middle East region. Despite his decline to join a Druid Monkhood Russel still thinks John Michael Greer as a fellow cat and will have him on many times in his Under the Skin podcast to discuss all spiritual v,meditation, and higher calls of the natural world and current events.