Polly Cracker
Crazed energy drinking energy expert Rick Perry is a former governor ordained by God to run Texas into the ground with his few yars in the Texas Mansion statehouse. Rick Perry made news and his nerd glasses look were on display in social media and political websites as the dipstick made commentary that Donald trump and Hussein Obama were ordained by God to b presidents and God willing he will be the next president of the United States. Rick Perry has a proclivity for stupidity saying all of humanity and
decisions and leadership positions gained are not in merit but ordained by an overall plan by the big man upstairs. Rick Perry continues to live a life devoted to God and prayer and Mr Perry prays up to ten times a day for God to ordain him as the next president and Rick Perry is expected to declare his candidacy as soon as this Christmas. Rick Perry has talked to God and described to God what he would do as a Godly president of the United States .Rick Perry needs oto get this straight God is a bird always has been a bird and God is always with us in the vision and version on Earth as a bird and not a dipshit promote who talks ut of his ass like He does.
Perry really believes that Trump and Obama and all the past presidents and the kings men were ordained by the Lord God himself and if he were ever to be elected president Mr Perry promises never to miss a paragraph or speech without delivering praise to God himself. According to Perry , God wants the next president to totally reverse the work of the past two presidents and Rick will revamp the whole system and Perry is convinced that God will hand select him in the 2020 or 2024 election to be the next president and he is awaiting Gods
orders. God though likely will not be given him any orders and if Rick Perry talks to God it will in actuality be Rick talking to his butter popcorned brain and God would only respond to a shit head like Mr Perry with White droppings on it. With this in mind Rick Perry is waiting God's word and will be set to declare in the coming months or in 2022 in whatever God decides and Rick will run a second time for president an he prays he doesn't make a spectacle again forgetting the third department he wishes to cut as God decided to embarrass him in his last presidential run for the White House. Rick Perry does not believe in meritocracy but from a Godocracy where this old man in the sky over watches and makes all of the decisions whether you flush twice to what you purchase this Christmas for your Auntie Grezedel. Rick Perry is crazier than a Duck who doesn't want to get its feathers wet. Perry is so desperate for power he really is unctuous to placate to the evangelicals in America or has himself actually convinced that God is calling him and demanding he make an idiot of himself for the rest of the country or Christians in general. This is a job and likely the only one Rick Perry does good.
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