Harld Baldr fails to seduce Hotel worker and has the worse piza in his life

 Jim Oberweight

   Famed rock star You tuber food expert and travel guide is Harld Baldr a man form nay nations and seas and is  a modern day sailor pirate from hell. Harld Badr goes to all lands looking for easy conquests and he recently went to er expecting some wild adventures only to be majorly disappointed  by the outcomes. A Motel clerk dropped off the bad pizza that Harld Baldr made a mistake form ordering in a near by Motel complex pizza eatery and Harld Badr not only failed in

having  a quickie as he flirted with this Peruvian babe but got a pizza bomb handed to him. Harld had the worse pizza i his short fucking life and the cheese from the pizza tasted like it had been removed from  the cow and frozen three years ago. Harld Baldr had two bites of this pizza before deciding he  had tot throw this pizza away and he

highly recommended to never order pizza sold in one of these hotel luxury complexes. This pizza and failed pussy experience was the  lowlight of Hard's Lima , Peruventures. Harld later on went to a Domino's Pizza and said it was a hundred times better than this pizza the hotel offered and sold within with its complexes and again Mr Baldr emphasized that if you are a tourist getting out and about to actual pizza restaurant makes more sense and is a objective for the ultimate foreign pizza encounter.  Halrd Baldr also said it is difficult to ge plaid in Peru as the woman are conservative and he can;t believe he didn't score with the hotel clerk who hand delivered hi the bad hotel pizza that he received in his Lima, Peru

videos and he really want a hand job or a good pounding form this curvaceous Pervian babe that stopped into his room. Harld has seen her deliver to other rooms and quickly took a shower and put on heavy cologne and his most expensive robe to answer to the door an done can conclude he made this video and ordered this bad Pervian pizza in anticipation of  getting this woman to deliver the pizza to his room. Baldr is a loser who keeps cheating death walking around filming himself in the choke filled streets of Mumbai and the slumdogs villages of a pakiland and bananaistan country selfie himself his ego is so huge but his cock isn't from all of the bad food he tried and cheap pizza.