Dwight Dwyer
Animal Stories
The 1500 residents of Taylorville , Illinois which is lie 340 miles from Chicago and 287 miles form St Louis I think are under lock down and with orders of stay at home this Memorial Day weekend as a 16 ton Bull is on the loose. A massive right Bull escaped some farm or barn in the area and tis negligent owner still has not been identified but animal control units failed to coral the bull several times and now its location is unknown at this time. This town already was under fire for several Cougar sighting during the winter and then in April a actual creepy Clown report was made to the Taylorville police department and the resident sof this town seem to have suffered enough as they already live in a town somewhere in the Land of Lincoln called Taylorville where most news
broadcasts don't even bother to google its location and put the dot on a map with a nice bow on top when reporting local and national news.l This Bull escape may have been the biggest news story in Taylorville since 1974 when a local turkey hunter shot himself in the foot and the town had a good laugh for a month at this mans expense. A Bull is on parade and moving about at dangerous speeds and for the slow and dumb in Taylorville a constant vigilante and reminder that these are not dogs but dangerous beasts must be repeated. People are told if they see a two thousand pound Bull wandering their yards and lots to call animal control units and told not to approach nor try to pet the animal.
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