Mountain Lion in Flat Wichita terrifies the city in the land of Oz

 Gus Perkowski

Animal Stories

   The cameras do not lie and video evidence has been presented and there ware now confirmed sightings of crazy Cougars or Montana  Lion is about as flat of an area as one can exist on this planet. The boring fly by country city of Wichita now has  some excitement as dozens of rumored Puma sightings have been confirmed as for the first time Cougar shave been identified in the city since the days of near by pioneer day of near by Dodge City. Many biologists were skeptical of these recent Cougar sightings in cornstalks and along the edge of Kansas and the idea that a Puma would be in this large city of Wichita also was not taken seriously by disbelieving officials that until now refused to believe the facts before their eyes.


Residents are  panicking locking up their pets.watching over their kids and feeding their oldfish more and an uptick in gun purchases and security video cameras have been seen. Mountain Lions are adaptable species able to move about and find new ranges to exploit and discover for themselves and the recent solid evidence of surveillance cameras in a Wichita  come provided the proof to the world and local media that indeed these bug cats are now  part of the Wichita ecosystem
 The proof is in the pudding and this Puma is out and about looking from everything form jackrabbits to antelope i the sprawl of Wichita and police have their forces working extra hours to find this cat-like beast. In addition  County Dogcather Jocko Jaminski is also setting up converted dog traps as he has an upcoming election in Wichita County and he wants to retain his lucrative dog catching title and office. The Cougars in the central states are adapting and evolving with many seen sucking corn they are such crazy cats and what exactly they are hunting in these crowded and difficult corn fields as seen in Nebraska is left to anyone's guess. Perhaps corn mice??? Anyway great to see this species evolve and the closer and closer end coming as  I see in weekly nightmares where I get eaten by one but hopefully this occurs  down the road in maybe one or two more decades. I don't k now and form how conservationists are trying to help the Jaguar to spread in the states as well maybe it will be death  by Jaguar whcih would be cooler. 


    

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