John Oliver is a owl-faced nerd propagandist that wants to have sex with an Octopus

Jake Glass

Animal Stories

      HBO globalist and lying Pravda type reporter is a nerd named John Oliver who is one of the  dipshitty face fucks one will come  across on global corporate mainstream news  and the clear objective of having this prick on television is to troll the American people. Oliver comes from  across the pond where he is pond scum and a far lefty individual  and just trolls and trolls and trolls. John Oliver wants prisoner sex and is also host to be a  anal bottom for them  with his numerous pro-criminal and prisoner videos nut a recent video showed another object of desire and something John Oliver wold prefer to make love sex with instead of a human being and his wife who reportedly John Oliver is barely able to stretch it to a two full inches.

 John Oliver does not want to go techno and have sex with a robot which is a growing and disconcerting fetish in society nut the sickness of John Oliver as the Owl-faced nerd is developed evolved into a whole new bizarre neurotic sexual fantasy as he displayed on his award losing lying propagandist HBO program a week ago. John Oliver delivered a program of sexual arousal of the Octopus and John  Oliver wishes to have sex with an Octopus. John  Oliver was all over of the unbelievable species of mimicker y of the Octopus obsessed with its alien type qualities and ability to function in the deep seas and impersonate other sea beasts and objects. John Octopus wishes to have these creature in bed and its revolting suction ability to wrap around himself like a forties cartoon. John  Oliver wants to become one with an Octopus and has a Octopus mind and obsession and we can only hope one time as Oliver is on vacation with his propagandist lying liberal friends and they are on a ship out in the middle of sea this man  hears  a siren call and much like 16th century sailors looking for mermaids he just jumps into the waters never to rise and finds  his octopus seventeen leagues under the seas for all of  eternity and becomes Davey Jones locker. 


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