Clifford Gofford
Animal Stories
The great internet Brave Wilderness Host Coyode Pederson is still playing with snakes and tasting their venom looking for the perfect sperm cocktail to enjoy and fund a covid cure. Mr Pederson did a video recently featuring the spitting snake or spitting cobra whatever and he out full protective gear to wear form goggles to face shields to an actual 95 mask as he wanted to make a video and show the striking ability of this snake. Coyode Pederson and other internet personalities and holding a conspiracy
viewpoint that the Covid vaccines from Moderna and Pfizer are indeed cobra venom and his investigation and this of other swill continue unabated as they try to come down with an answer with this question. The original rumor is believed to have been started by Youtubes forever gay punk Shane Dawson and this venom vaccine rumor has spread to all top levels of the govenrment and internet. Coyode Pederson is once again harassing and snake tailing these creatures getting them to waste otherwise precious venom that is needed to produce toxic for their defense system and Mr Pederson suppresses their immunity .Coyde Pederson is either selling snake oil on his on-line
personality or he has a fucking snake fetish and he is playing with fore having this venom injected into him so many times and allowing these snakes in cases to soot up and spit at his silly ass as he again puts himself into a perilous condition for the amusement and entertainment of his millions of YouTube fans. Some are suggesting Coyote Pederson is on some research and big breakthrough cure for the flu and all covids, Delta, Omicrons, and Monkey Pox known as mankind and the amount of research money that should be thrown this man in the untold billions for his willingness to sacrifice himself for all of us and risks being
venomized by a King Cobra. In this last video a venom liquid airborne particle I could of sworn actually made it thorough his defenses of K95 mask. Goggles and a face shield d and hopefully Mr Pederson was given an anti-venom drug or whatever something. Mr Pederson is a stud and a half part Indiana Jones part Steve Irwin and the lengths that this man is going to make a nature fool of himself should be recognized by more and we will nominate Coyde Pederson into the nature hall of fame for all the bites and sting he is willing to share with us all and the man is a living legend of etymology and serpentology.
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