Jerry Palmer
The great University of Chicago paleontologist and bone digger for dinosaur bones has done it again as earlier in the year the famed rock star Dinosaur digger announced the discovery of Nigersauras Taqueria. The discovery and announcement made headlines and the description of the plant eater made giggles as it was called the "Mezoic cow" and had some five hundred teeth it used to chomp the shit out of Green stuff and Paul Sereno has once gain demonstrated why he is the premier Dinosaur digger ever and he should be on the mount Rushmore of paleontologist this cat is so cool. Mr Sereno compared this dinosaur to a vacuum cleaner and said this was about as close to a living species with a vacuum cleaner and Sereno wishes
vacuum cleaners could be more aesthetically pleasing and custom made than the usual boring look of one. Paul Serneo also stated this dinosaur kept its head low always looking for dandelions or some other green flushes it sucks up and without a doubt many amphibians and other thingies likely got sucked up so in a way this creature was also a meat eater in a way if it ate all the shit up with it s large belly.
The Nigersauruas also has triggered some leftist scumbags such as Al Sharpton who through out racism claims against professor Sereno for naming it form the African country and the Spanish term for a taco restaurant. Naturally Al Sharpton is a worthless ass fuck compared to Mr Sereno whose work has contributed to society and understanding of the past of the planet and living species hundreds of millions of years ago. Al Sharpton meanwhile is a con artist deceiver of religion and a divider race hustler who pales in comparison to Mr Sereno and without doubt Al Sharptons attack on this dinosaur and the famed paleontologist from the University Chicago was a troll and the fat fuck just can't shut up his trap.
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