Dark Max Keiser goes nuts after low attendance to Bitcoin conference in El Salvador as he tells president Bukele to invade Honduras and start a colony in Lebanon

   Ramon Ramos

    The  insanity of Bitcoin salesmen Max Keiser has risen  a new bounds and perhaps the biggest cryptocurrency magnate salesmen on the planet was shocked and appalled at a recent low attendance event in El Salvador and Max Keiser couldn't believe more people and internationalist corruption didn't attend and show support for this fake currency and fake coins that he promotes.

The disgraced Max Keiser lost his huge major platform when his mother Russian and dollar hating benefactor decided to invade a neighbor and annex territory that no longer elings to Russia as the Russian empire is a shell and a crumbling network of international fools and drug smuggler lead by

madman Vladimir Putin. Dark Keiser has arisen  despite the Russian Network being banned in most Western countries and the days of this Keiser's prophecy and lies of the collapse if the US dollar and rise of digital currencies are not coming to fruition. Mad Max is trying to convince El Salvador president Nayib Bukele to go on the attack and t invade and attack Honduras and Lebanon as Max Keiser has gone dark and is sick with this Miami vice suit and pushing his laser eyes into the backwards hat wearing

lunatic thirty something year old cryptocurrency president o this essentially banana republic. Laser eyes Max Keiser wants fellow reptilian laser eyes Bukele to annex more territory and says for him to invade and colonize Lebanon as Max has always wanted the Lebanese president to go full frontal lobel cryptocurrency as well but the Lebanese leader has rejected him time and again. Max told his overlord Nayid that current Lebanese president Michal Aoun is a joke and he doesn't know his pronouns and he is older than Merlin and he needs to go and make way to a younger pro-bitcoins and similar backward 

 hat bro-dude like Nayib Bukele himself and Max suggested putting someone with a Hispanic name perhaps of El Salvadoran and pro-cryptogram zillioniare. Whatever the puck Max says it is crucial to get the Bitcoin phenomena gong again and the recent debacle of a little attended bitcoin event scared the shit out of both Max Keiser and the young El Salvadoran president and mad max suggested they go full on the attack colonizing the Middle East and invading the neighbors and basiclaly making these other banana republics into vassals for the growing crypto currency a global hegemony that these two suckers dream