Ramon Ramos
Animal Stories
A crazy yet dead cougar was discovered off the highway of I 88 in the West of Chicago college town of Dekalb, Illinois and this is further evidence the Pumaand Cougars are firmly established and coming to the Land of Lincoln. This death of the animal by a mack truck is further evidence that cougars are coming and they endanger more and more people as they expand their range. A cougar had been seen on cameras a few days before the death of this Plk9087 whom some refereed to as Nasty as it had a nasty attitude when people went up to pet it. Nasty was smashed by a 18 wheeler Mack truck and it was flung in th eair with the greatest of ease and this Cougar broke every major bone in its body
The death and fact that a Mountain Lion was in Illinois and so close to Northern Illinois university should scare the living shot out of you and mu destiny as was confirmed by the cougar Shasta on Ouija Board radio and there is a day when one of these cat-like beasts often refereed to as Mountain cats, Pumas, or cougars will get me and we will beocme one. Nasty the Cougar was named after Nancy Pelosi whom this same week almost passed one much like Plk9087
This nasty cougar was crazy to be so far fro the Dakota hinterland winterlands and flatland of Utah and what and why this crazy fucking cougar was near the University of Northern Illinois and roaming outside the farming communities of Dekalb County stealing chickens and hunting deer is not known and if it was a male he clearly was looking for new grooming and breeding territory to establish as this Lion King was hoping one day for a Queen to venture into its path. However, nasty only met a Mack Truck that sent it flying like a eagle and he will no longer piss on rocks or scratch marks on trees to indicate his presence to other Pumas as Plk9087 is deader than a door knob or nail.
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