Jason Fool
Today we have the unfortunate new to report we have lost another infrequent contribute writer to this blog in the not so marvelous Marv Garvey. He was hired a year or two ago as Randy Perkins wanted to hire some older writing talent, but unfortunately talent is something Marv Garvey did not have. As a long time early blogger since 1983 Mr Garvey had contributed little to the internet and the world wide web with his forty year on-line presence that culminated with his appearance and unfortunate short stint at the Left shark blogger. Unfortunately Mr Garvey has been demented for a while and many of his posts were not accepted and this old fool often going to caribou Coffee houses around the country and blogging on CompuServe which no longer exists and he was not aware.
Marv Garvey died in his favorite coffee house of Caribou Coffee when he had a massive shit that tore apart his ass hole an the 67 year old has finally succumbed after being discovered on-line and hired by our editor himself. Marv contributed little to out blog and now he is kaput forever gone never more as Marv died for massive blood hemorrhaging from a fatal and final last ass turd that he took in a Caribous coffee store in Mishawauka, Indian. Marv Garvey is deader than the shits all humans take and he is yet another writer who has lost his life on this staff the past two years as the number of people connected to writing on this zine just keep dying and dying.
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