Joey Chestnut arrested for battery

Calvin Hamilton

      The hot dog and doggie eating jackass known as Joey Chestnut was arrested the massively eating hot dog and contest winner who is a celebrity for his only talent of eating hot dogs fast than other opponents.  Old Joey got himself into some hot water and sticky rice altercation with young men in a local bar as Joey Chestnut was drunk like a skunk not knowing his head from his ass and the amount of heavy drinking that this hot dog eating scumbag did essentially made him blackout. Joey Chestnut just not does not remember the encounter where he shook one of two 21 year old out at a bar for the first time and then bitch slapped the second  one so hard the yellow stains of the kids teeth came out. George Chestnut does not remember that as kids contacted the local police which eventually knocked on Joey Chestnuts door and led to this video viral moments where the hot dog eating champion apologize and said he does not recall the incident. 

     Joey Chestnut was cuffed and stuffed and sent into a panty wagon is this disgustingly overeating hot dog Champion jackass who should not be a celebrity fucked around and he found out. George Chestnut spent a few nights in the local County hospital mental hospital and prison eating a menu that was much different than the usual hot dog eating contest that this silly jackass often enters and wins. Jioey Chestnut cannot believe it and thought he could apologize his way out but all essence he was eventually charged with battery and has some community service and time that he's going to have to serve. The funny viral video of the police at his store while Joey Chestnut beathed in and tries to recall the incidents there's many people laugh and demonstrates the so-called black outness that people experience when they do heavy shot drinking and do not remember any encounters. This is a weird dude who's only famous eating hot dogs very fast and how even a country has something has absurd as a hot dog eating contest is something that should always be re-examined and heavily critical.