6/28/26

Yassin Cengiz can't stop over eating and making demands for more food on Tik Tok

 Alexi Mousolopololouus



The Turkish Overlord and morbidly obese Yassin Cengiz is on American soil following and being a mascot for the Turkish national team. Yessin was so happy after a late second goal that he did his belly ass dance on the field mocking the US players and game . Yassin is incredible troll and amazing social media star is also was the third string Goalie a token player that the Turkish national team agreed to have on the roster. He would have had a soccer ring had the Turkish national team gone on and won the World


Cup, however the World Cup is lost and Turkey will be going home as they finish in fourth place despite the victory against the United States. This morbidly obese monster will do a few videos in the United States where he massively overeats and then does a big belly dance showing off his 450 lb frame. Yassin  just cannot help but he cannot stop overeating and celebrating the fact that much like Henry the 8th he is a garrulous gorgeous gourger  who cannot stop eating and showing the talents he does being able to dance to songs and Turkish Meats dishes that he often does all the West Istanbul gay district.


       Yassin is incredible piece of fat ass and he is admired and beloved by fat men worldwide with some two dozen other Tik Yokers imitating him around the world with their own Cengiz bit and dance to the incredible Turkish song Dom Dom yes yes. Cengiz is an incredible experience at the World Cup and he he like many other foreigners visiting for the first time was surprised and how cool and neat the United States is despite the brainwashing effort of left-wing media in his country and other European countries


who often try to mock and insult the United States. Once these foreigners actually came for the World Cup and saw the big sports bars Bucky gas stations, Costco Superstores, and other fun activity they've got a whole new meaning of life and thought of the United States of America.

6/27/26

Tucker Qatarlson comes on the bald head Alex Jones show and denies he is running for president in 2028 and 2032

 Lonnie Yeager




Failed former Fox News host and current Qatari Al Jazeera broadcaster Tucker Qatarlson has denied massive rumors that he is going to be running for president. Tucker appeared on the bald head former Infowars now Alex Jones Show host Alex Jones who looks incredibly fit and has quit the free steak dinners and overeating himself. Alex Jones asked straight up to Tucker Carlsen and whether he was going to be a presidential character and for the


umpteen time Tucker Carlson responded to a question he found absurd with an absurd and very silly and stupid fuck face. Tucker Qaytar laughed and said of


course he would not be running for president he abhors politicians and the idea of being in politics, yet this hasn't stopped this arrogant and pompous jackass from talking about politics through the years. 

      Tucker Qatarlson is a pimp for the Qatari Muslim supremacy group and this explains his obsession with Israel and the amount of money that both Alex Jones and Tucker Grifter are getting from the Middle East cannot be underestimated. The fact is Tucker Qatarlson has changed his tune about Islam in the Middle East Muslim nations because he is now on the huge contracts from them that is keeping his


luxury lifestyle going as a former American Media member find this economic arrangement convenient.  It allows him to continue to speak and have a voice in the podcast World Tucker as Tucker remains busy and a bad a man unable to go and get a haircut. No one believed in the bullshit

Tucker told Bald Jones as we predict not only will he run in 2028 but he will run in 2032 and 2036, 2040, and he will be this weird Happy Candy Pat Buchanan-Jesse Jackson type character always trying to get himself involved in politics. Thys will be because  as we have stated he is a neoclassical narcissist and Carlsen is obsessed with himself having a ego the size of Mount St Helens.

      Tucker Carlson can go to hell and he talked about leaving the Republican Party and maybe joining Andrew Yang's Freedom Party and the third party movements. Tucker meanwhile did his usual spiel with Alex Jones the bald head about how bad this war with Iran is going and how it's unnecessary in both men bash president


Trump for doing the very important job of finally having the courage that past US presidents haven't done and waging War on Iran's goal of getting nuclear weapons.

Tucker Carlson says he doesn't want his grandkids to live in a country that continues to go to war, but it appears he has no problem with his grandkids living the world where psychotic and the Islamic fascists in Iran have a


nuclear weapon. Calrsen is ok with Iran--a authortarian state that killed 40,000 of its own citizens within months -- can essentially cut oil shipments on when making the lives of Americans more stressful and disappointing. This man of course doesn't care about high gas prices and the threat of Iran because he's getting hugely paid by

these countries and the  huge bonus he gets for his bullshit talk these days. Clearly Tucker's weird obsessions on Israel and anti-war in Iran show the Tucker is a con man ass hole along with the likes and Alex Jones and the horror mad woman Candace Owens will say and do anything for Qatari money

William Perry is dead

Guy Baldwin




 Today we have the same news reports at former Chicago Bear Legend in 1985 Super Bowl champion William "the Refrigerator" Perry has died according to internet reports.  William Perry died of a massive heart attack and the one-time legendary and very over obese and morbidly individual overweight went on to define a new era of fat football players who took up a lot of mass. William "Refrigerator" Perry was a beloved individual who was a spokesman of some 100 brands as his popularity in that of the


Chicago Bears in the middle to late eighties was utterly amazing and where even the most obscure center and kick returner also got huge endorsement deals. Chicago Bear were reserved  only one Super Bowl and William Perry lived on up to the early 90's before he was eventually let go and he has had health problems ever since with diabetes and other forms they ruined his potential pro wrestling career that Steve McMichael had tried to encourage following their retirement.

      William Perry also was not seen much following his retirement as the endorsement deals dried up and he just became another fat and bloated former professional ball player. He was however inducted into the World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Wrestling Fame despite his very short wrestling career and one that peaked at WrestleMania2 to where he went on to win a Battle Royal against both football players and professional wrestlers in Chicago. The incredible roar when William Perry came out for


WrestleMania 2 and his other wrestling appearances in the Chicago area was unlike any cheer for a man named Hulk Hogan and indeed if this man had taken better care of himself and quit his worthless NFL career and gone to professional wrestling he might have been a major and dominant force. Instead William Perry laggard on in the NFL career that accomplish very little and clearly as a top first round pick no one can deny that he was a major disappointment not even ever being close to being named to one Pro Bowl. 

     William Perry became a fixture in the Chicago area with his beloved character well into the mid-90s until he virtually disappeared back to his native South Carolina and the only new stories one heard of the refrigerator was health and near death experiences. Well it appears that the Grim Reaper has finally




caught up to the refrigerator and the years of him overeating and being an obese monster of the Midway filled with diabetes as finally ended his life. William Perry has died the other day and he's yet another Chicago Bear from the 1985 team that no longer exist and one can take out the Bears team picture and put another X on yet another player of that classic and perhaps the best football team American football team of all time. William Perry is dead at the age of 71

Chess king Magnus Carlsen loses three matches in a row blames photographers and has a hissy fit

 Chet Oliver



          For the third time in the year chess Superstar Magnus Carlsen has lost and once again and he had a meltdown that is going viral on Tick Tock and other social media sites. Magnus Carlsen is this Norwegian chess guy whose entire life is devoted to chess and the number of chess games that this man has played in one cannot be understated. However, he is on the losing streak for the year as he has lost


three matches and in the latest loss he was so outraged. He blamed courtside photographers for  distracting him often glaring at them and telling them to stop filming him. Magnus Carlson just doesn't understand that he is a famous Norwegian athlete and the cameras are going to be around him whether he likes it or not.


      The unprofessionalism of Magnus Carlsen whenever he loses and has a hissy fit is utterly reprehensible and this man may be nominated and voted the most unsportsmanlike athlete of the year. Magnus is a dude who doesn't like to lose and whenever he does he tries to find out the most lame sorry ass excuses to put forward to explain his loss and come up with a reasoning aside from his bad chess



play for the day. Magnus Carlsen is not a stud and a half in fact he is a dork and a half a man who's committed to crying every time he loses as the narcissism and a classical attitude of top Trust Master such as he just cannot accept the fact that on occasions he can lose and match here and there to almost

equally as talented and chess experts. Make no mistake Magnes Carlsen is no Mr Perfect Curt Henning and he may not realize it or not he is never going to win every match in the confusing and complicated onerous game of chess.


      Magnus Carlsen had yet a near meltdown as he shook the hand and cleared at the press whom he accused later of some giggling when he lost at least this wasn't contrasting to his lost 2 months ago when he threw all the chess pieces and shoved the


chess board in a fit of anger that was one of the most embarrassing episodes of chess of all time. Mr Carlsen needs an anger management class and a sportsmanship class all wrapped into one as his disgusting attitude and actions whenever he loses smears the incredible game of chess


Donald Trump and Recep Tayipp Erdogan make a major wager in third World Cup match for both teams

 Ali Muhammed




The Deep State Alliance and rivalry between the leader of Turkey Recep tayipp Dogathan and Donald Trump continued with the soccer match the other night. Mr Trump and the Turkish dictator, who was a strong friend and ally of Nicholas Maduro made a wager as Donald Trump wagered a Big Mac and various McDonald's hamburgers to the various high cholesterol and very chemically tainted Kebab meals that the Turkish nation is known.  This friendly wager was done by Mr Trump who loves fast food and Recep Erdogan who loves to drink camel milk and is essentially been president forever of Turkey for the past two and three decades. 


     It appears that Donald Trump will be sending a big order of McDonald's frozen meals and Happy Meals to the Turkish madman president as turkey and the last second goal defeated the United States in a World Cup match. The huge loss of the boss to Erdogan and the rivalry of Mr Trump goes on despite the United States and Turkey has been in a deep State Alliance since the formation of modern-day Turkey and continue the formal alliance and ending of the Barbary Wars in 1808. Indeed some suggested that


there is a informal fake deep State between the two with a Middle East and American connection this is often the result of a weird flag that has a red star of socialism with the United States stripes. Indeed much of what we are seeing in the United States with the rise of socialism can be played in a part of the money coming from Qatar and Turkey and from the left wing and Islamist cells of both nations. 

      The world can't help match between Turkey and United States was intense with players telling each other and indeed this was Turkey's third time in the World Cup is this soccer mad nation has not had much international success in the tournament play play-ins and so forth. Turkey also had a morbidly obese and crazy 500 lb 3rd string goalie in the forever popular Yassin Cengez who has a huge belly and



is  a dancer in Turkey and world famous for his amazing Tik Yok and YouTube channels. However, Turkey played a United States team then had already qualified for the next round and was resting many of if it's top players and decided not to bring some in until later in the game as they were  surprisingly losing. Many people commented  that this Turkish nation made Racip Tayipp Erdogan proud and they


were indeed a very talented team who many expected to go on to the next round with the United States, but underplayed in its first two games. Donald Trump and recep tayipp made a phone call and indeed Mr Trump congratulated on the surprising last minute victory of the Turkish nation and he promised to send in 50 lb of McDonald's best quality extreme and luxury burgers to Turkey in that between the two leaders and the Deep States Amerkey Nation

Rosa De Lauro goes berserk on Mark Wayne Mullins and cosplays to be Cyndi Lauper

 Trevor Travis



The purple-haired freak weird and loser Congress monster from the state of Delaware or New Hampshire or somewhere once again made spectacle of herself. Rosa De Lauro s  a very old woman who colors her hair purple thinking she's some 80's pop star singer.  This weird and troll of a politician is one of the more laughable and repulsive individuals we've ever seen in politics. Congresswoman Dipshit Laura often makes a scene tries to argue with Republicans in Congressional hearings and she wants to be


seen and go viral with her weird argumentative first grade teacher type style. Rosa De Lauro also wears extreme number of jewelry and bracelets in order to be seen and heard as the ASMR of this weird woman when she's talking is purposely done to troll and try to piss off Republicans at these Congressional hearings.

     Rosa de Laura went off on former Oklahoma senator and current homeland security officer Mark Wayne Mullins as this stupid woman pretended that she cares for children and was more interested in concerned of the children separated from illegal invaders than the children separated through illegal human trafficking that is often done through illegal migration from Mexico and Latin America drug gangs and profiteers. This purple hair jackass thinks that she is some modern day Cyndi Lauper and



politics and she is constantly trying to agitate Republican witnesses and leaders who had to be brought forth and to answer the stupid 8 minutes of questioning from Democrat dipshit such as Rosa de Laura are able to provide and do so with intent to make Click Bait. Rosa De Lauro is a absolute wretched wench who should be forced to retired as this woman's near 90 and she's wearing purple hair and there's clearly something psychotically wrong with this monster. How we are represented or actually how the

Northeast State of Conneciut and the amout  of shit we have in this segment of the couintry is aughable and in all relaity we should let anew England go their ways or perhpas rejoin the mother land of England given their insane politics

6/26/26

Kanal Joseph fakes a massive train injury in order to cope a feel of Sexy Redd

Reggie Rapper



 Internet sensation Canal Joseph tried to his best with a best of wish Foundation Canal Joseph was able to get the incredible rapper sexy red to sit on him. Kanal had played Sexy Redd with a expensive make a wish foundation and pretending to be someone else who was heavily bandaged like a mummy from being hit by a train the son of Lebron James played and pretended to be a injured person who just wanted to meet the fames St Louis rapper. Kanal James was able to convince the red-haired vixen that


he was injured by a trian and needed the smell and love hug of Sexy Redd which she delivered and put her big ass on kanel's lap in a shocking and appalling video. Kanal's little used and often non responsive pecker actually was activated as he made mention and was very surprised. 

     The sight of rapper Sexy Redd and her hugged round ass sitting on Kanal's lap was amazing and made the internet break down and whether Kanal James met up later with the Sexy one following their encounter remains to be seen. what was seen was Kanal James in a wheel chair being pushed by his 


 team for this collaboration with the famous and ever growing in popularity rapper Sexy Redd who is a internet and rap sensation drawing fans from world wide with her unique twerking skills and sensational rap lyrics. Kanal James is smart to try to do a video and associate with the Sexy Redd and clearly this is a dude who has seen and enjoys the song he want to hang with a a bad bitch and indeed for a few seconds Mr James got to live his dream and get in touch with perhaps the sexiest female rapper right now and this might be the ultimate moment in the life of Mr Joseph.

Kanal Jospeh could never get a hit from a famous woman like Sexy Redd and he can make all the wish foundations and payments he will neve marry and get a woman like Sexy Redd as a clown dude like him will be stuck with the Lizzo's instead and he knows it. The odd site of Kanal with the coolness of Redd's team and limo was perhaps the hilarious moment of the week and this guy could not even get a realistic cast system to cover himself up. Instead he just used toilet paper and figured that looked realistic in order to snooker and grab a squeeze and kiss from Sexy Redd who was fooled into thinking this foo actually hurt himself and believed his claims of being pushed off a New York Subway platform






    

Bald head John Fetterman comes on Sean Hannitty and blasts Grahma Plattner and other extreme Democrats

  Kevin Rooster



 The bald head of John Feterman came on FX News to speak about the recent communist infiltration of the Democrat party winning key elections in New York City. A slew of repulsive candidates won elections for congress and will be new congress monsters within our system and both Sean Hannity and John Fetterman went on to destroy these new green party democrats. Fetterman said that Graham Plattner is a friggen communist and thug and that the Democrat party shoudl not have allowed this man


to be their candidate for Vermont senate. The direction of the Democrat Party is horrific according to Fetterman and he said he may be the last Democrat with common sense and the future of the Democrat party as a legitimate part of democracy is in doubt. 

     These leftists don't like debate and all they can do is slander people with the Democrats who do not agree with them. John Fetterman says these Democrats are lout of touch and extreme to the max and Fetterman smashed this mayor Zohran Mamdami and others in New York and that these people essentially have hijacked the brand of the Democrat party. John Fetterman bashed Graham Plattner and


said he hopes he loses and is humiliated by Suzanne Collins and Fetterman challenged Plattner to a fight outside the Us senate and he will lay waste to Mr Plattner if he looks at him and his bald head the wrong way. Fetterman will continue to call out these wankers within the Democrat Party who present a existential threat to our country and demands and intent to weaken and defund our military is top priority as the commitment to ending US military dominance and power is the main goal of these socialists