Grub hub merges for another useless tech company

Troy York


Grub hub CEO Matt Maloney is a proud man. His company just merged with Seamless in the important world of food delivery. Now many people who are not only too lazy to cook their own meals but to lazy to leave their nice neighborhood will be able to have less choice. how there is even a business for this and a technology one still amazes me. The whole point of dining out is eating a good meal out and not ordering it to your place. How this is even profitable to the restaurant and Maloney's Grub hub. This is just another tech thing offered only to people in urban elitist areas. A guy in Texarkana will not be able to have Wendy's delivered to his home. Malone's silly Grub hub made full page articles in Chicago's paper and I am sure the free publicity around the urban yuppie markets may help business a bit. the only food that should ever be delivered to peoples home is pizza. Whatever. People must have a lot of disposable income to get one of these restaurant meals delivered into their skinny twenty something year old frame, but they should all be forewarned in using this service to much for their antipasto and wine deliveries. Eating restaurant portions often even when you are not even going out to a frigging restaurant will make you one of these fat suburbanites who need cars to be mobile real quick.Maybe they will then be able to use a car share application.

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