Dunkin Donuts is a corporate behemoth that is usually owned by people from the Indian sub-continent. In good news for those who want to see the spread of obesity Dunkin's has plans to spread out West of the Mississippi an area that has yet to be conquered by this chain that I was unaware of. The place totally blows and is incredibly in every fucking suburb in the Chicagoland, St Louis and Indianapolis area. In fact some towns have the unfortunate luck to have two of these crappy places. I have often noticed that the cool urban twenty something chic ,hip, interesting neighborhoods do not seem to be inundated with these boring, dull, lame, awful, crummy franchises. Don't get me wrong I love a good donut and so forth but if anything causes lameness more for a neighborhood it is a place like this that is not unique, not cool, not interesting.
People will never line up down blocks to go into this place like they do on Kinzie for a place such as Donut vault. you see what increases the thrill and property values for a neighborhood are places like the donut vault that everyone is talking about and not places where truck drivers and boring fat people in the suburbs frequent. Some Dunkin Donuts places don't even bake their own donuts and have it delivered from truck after thawing out in some warehouse. fear not though urban folks with no hipness because in the same report it was announced that Dunkin Donuts also has plans of opening up in London. I am sure they will be in the surrounding boroughs where mostly immigrants live and London's outer and suburban ring. Tourists are not going to want to see an elite city and this lame place and this place will always be preserved in the awful areas that surronf coolness..
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