Eddie Munster should of received a permanent beard for Christmas

Ned Bailey
   Christmas is a season that  worships consumption and the obsession of playing  children And the child-like adults in this culture. As a secularist, I cant say I am very disappointed that a shitty federal Religious holiday has been overtaken by other malformed forces in society. In is modern age with the techno luxuries that come with it opens the door to the spoliation of youth into product and toy demanding nauseous  urchins whose love can only be bought off like a freaking politician. With this in mind I just wonder if Eddie Munster of the Munsters received another Wolfie doll. Eddie Munster was a annoying child character in that classic minster television program called the Munsters. I hated this character that added little to the two seasons the Munsters were on broadcast television. Aside from a few school settings there was really no reason for a young Eddie Munster type character. I would of preferred maybe a daughter or twins where one was a the beloved and preferred creature-like than the other normal Marilyn daughter. There was just something odd about the age gap and the choice of Marilyn  being there but not  actually  a daughter. About the only bright concept of the Eddie Munster monster- type son character was his beloved love of a wolfie doll. This type of doll just fits perfectly for a obsessive toy for this character. I just wonder if Eddie or any other boy monsters received a doll this Christmas. They could of improved the character by giving Eddie a hipster type beard that was part of one or two episodes where little Eddie had a hip beard. This I think would of really made the character more interesting and fit better this awesome cool show that should of been on as long as some of the stupid crap like the Simpsons that are somewhat inconceivably allowed to remain on television for years.

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